Friday, July 5, 2013

The week in review at the SSN

People always think we are living in times of change, or importance.  I have no idea if we are. I have a hard time understanding why the honey roasted peanuts I just bought suddenly taste funny.

But I think we dropped this blog at a really crazy time in history. We've have the revelations by Edward Snowden (view his timeline here) that the USA is spying on just about everything you do.

First it was our phone META data.  Then it was your internet activity.  Next, it was your phone calls after all.  Finally after all that, and you cried UNKLE SAM! the Post Office decided it wasn't going to be left out and had to go and get all 21st century on your ass and photocopy EVERY SINGLE LETTER MAILED IN THE USA.  holy cow. It seems like just yesterday the government was only spying on our telegrams.  

 But STOP WORRYING! nothing to see here. unless that is, your name is Edward Snowden. then, you got important things going on like say EX RUSSIAN SPY ANNA CHAPMAN HAS PROPOSED MARRIAGE TO YOU.

In case you have forgotten what SHE looks like:

And of Course Team Edward already has an acrobat for a GF 


Dude's got a difficult decision.  just like another decision (he didn't make) to get aboard a plane headed to Bolivia with head of state EVO (touch 4g lte on Sprint) Morales tagging along.

Let's just the people of South "Americu" weren't too happy with some of "Spain's friends" suggesting that the duly elected president of aCOUNTRY was actually a coyote. (though for white guys, so no worries Sheriff Apario!)

And last but least

You can get a head transplant, if you got 13 million dollars!



 What are the odds anyone gets the EVO joke other than someone from the ANdroiD cENtraL forums?


p.s. coming soon: twitter, google +, & a podcast! 

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